No one is watching...are they?

No one seems to read any of these ramblings. So, I have decided that it is safe to talk about my friends here. And why not? They will be none the wiser. Who cares if I reveal to the world that one of them has a tail? Or that one of them was arrested for polygamy in Mexico? Or that one was the mother in this commercial, and was out of her skull on psychedelic mushrooms? These and other secrets will be revealed here! Let the dirty laundry be aired in the forum that is my blog! If you don't want me to do it, you should have thought of that before you killed those clowns in Morristown! They must be avenged!