The new me...shorn of my greasy, golden locks, as well as the source of my superpowers?

Here is a shot of me with my new respectable hairdo! Our mild-mannered graduate student is finally looking dashing and debonair...








However, he may no longer be a match for the forces of psionic malevolence posed against him, eager to ambush him and take him back to the Crypt of the Eel Monkeys of Licktrathallia, where they will apply the Hot Needles of Inquisition to his optic nerves! Here is a shot of our hero transformed into an angry kewpie doll, his only remaining ability, with a voyeuristic purple sentient broccoli hive mind waiting outside his apartment to destroy his now barely adequate psychic defenses! Will he prevail?

Stay tuned!