The summer of Mike progresses!

I recently went on a shopping spree of unprecedented intensity! 2 pairs of Levi jeans, a brand I haven't been comfortable wearing for nearly 15 years! 2 short sleeve shirts of a moderate blue-green color! The insanity is almost too much to bear! I was so shocked by my actions that I became far oiler on my T-zone than I usually am, thus requiring an avocado-oatmeal mask and a green tea (see enclosed future blackmail photo).

Could our young hero be swayed towards the ever looming precepice that is metrosexuality? Remember, his barely adequate psychic defenses have little reserve power left! However, take heart, true believers - the peril of moisturizer and kelp skin products is far from being an actual realization for our hero. True, I cut my Samson-esque locks. But that was out of love for balding little girls (not that I have a thing for balding little girls...I just wanted to help them!). Hopefully, with the additional purchase of some engineer boots, I will look more like a fifties street tough than one of the fashionista sect that I fear and abhor with a large degree of my being (at least when I'm not leveled by my anomie). I also don't really like Nazis either...