Bring Back the Cold War!

The Chinese are sending us baby toys tainted with lead paint and tooth paste tainted with antifreeze. The Russians are trying to claim control of the North Pole. And, the North Koreans are up to their nuclear tricks, as usual. These dirty commies, despite their ten year gradual warming trend towards the US of A, still seem to have it out for us and our way of life. They freakin' sent us poisoned dog food, for goodness sake! So, I say, you try to take out our pets, you incur the wrath of an enraged democracy!

Likewise, without communists to kick around, what is James Bond, really? A British rough pretty boy with sadistic tendencies and an overall contempt for women. 007 and the Cold War go together like Bogie and Bacall, Torvill and Dean (who were robbed at Lillehammer), franks and beans, beer and lawn darts.

Aw, applesauce! Here's the Cold War Kids - dig on their music...


Enjoy!