My eye twitch is driving me CRAZY!

Since a few days before my group three examination, my left eye has been twitching about every twenty minutes. It is making me insane, even more than I normally am. I have looked online about cures, but there are none, save for going the Six Million Dollar Man route, and having the offending eye replaced. It would be cool to be able to have telescopic vision, but I don't have that kind of bread with which to purchase such a replacement part. It probably means that I have a week to live. If that is the case, I'm going to get some cheese cake, a New Yorker Deli (in Roanoke, Virginia) submarine sandwich, a Bahia cigar, a bottle of scotch, and an XBOX 360 with which to play Halo 3. I'll let you know what happens...