Because I don't have enough to do already...

...I really want to play Resistance: Fall of Man, the Half-life2 mod Black Mesa, and the upcoming video game Kane & Lynch. After that, my life will be complete for the immediate present. It will only require that I purchase both a PS3 and a XBOX360. Anyone interested in talking me on as their ward, a la Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne, just let me know - you can act as my fund source. Be advised: I will not do anything icky for you to get a video game system. However, the definition of what constitutes icky could depend on what is on the table...