This blogging makes my brain hurt...

...especially as all 4 of my readers expect, nay, DEMAND pointed observations, cogent commentary, and biting yet witty satire. How can I keep up? I could open up the recesses of my darkest desires and most apocalyptic visions, but then who would want to read about that? Shall I provide a journal of fever dreams, or would that be more likely to frighten than enlighten? Take from the following video what you will, and journey into the blackest corners of my soul...