An important service announcement concerning cell phones

I have learned an important lesson with regards to the amount of punishment that a Motorola Razr phone can endure. I was fixing the guts in my toliet the other day and, one thing leading to another, my phone plopped into the toliet. I was not even totally aware that it had happened and glanced down after hearing the sploosh sound. Panic and fear followed, and I screamed out a string of profanity that probably woke the dead in the next county. I reached quickly into the toliet (it was clean but filled with 2000 Flushes Blue which stained my hands) and tried to grab the phone. However, I couldn't immediately get it out, as the phone keep going further and further into the poop shoot (don't know the technical term). All told, it was probably submerged for about 20 to 30 seconds. When I pulled it out, it was almost like rescuing a drowning, dying man, because the phone briefly flashed a last gasp message of "Check SIM Card" and then died. I was crestfallen.

I have tried to bring my phone back to life, drying and coddling it. There were some brief glimmers of life earlier, but there seems to have been a major setback in the night. Any suggestions are welcome but we may be holding a death watch. These next few hours are critical...