My latest plot (s)

I have recently discovered that I can become a licensed notary public for the state of Tennessee in a few easy steps. First, you give them the application at the county clerk's office with some money. Then you wait. Then you get a surety bond of $10,000. Then you wait. Then you get sworn in to protect and defend and all that for Tennessee. And then you wait. Then you purchase your seal, your log book, you make a sign of what fees you charge for your services, and then you start a'notarizin' and watch the money flow in like a jellyfish swarm! With all the business that I will have coming in for my services, I will be able to save enough money for my larger scheme - funding and making several C-grade, straight-to-video movies starring Jan Michael Vincent as the hapless and luckless robot jellyfish with monkey brain and his unfortunate involvement in the age old battle between the underwater Nazi mermen samurai and the green skinned, Shannon Tweed-esque women who represent the embodiment of the rhino hive mind. Tears, politics, art, death, love, sandwiches - all will be explored in the brilliantly subdued directing and editing of my epics, with enough twists and turns to keep the viewers guessing through the second six pack!

This is, without a doubt, my most inspired scheme yet. Now, I just need to scrap together a couple hundred bucks to get the notary stuff going. Plasma center, here I come!